Ok Ladies,
This post is specifically for you. Most of you have a man, boyfriend or husband that shuts you out when it’s football season. He either goes to the basement and doesn’t want to be bothered or he heads out to watch the game with his boys.
Now let me say this before I continue. A man needs time with his boys or to himself for that matter. So, if his only time away from you is watching the game this may not be for you. This is for the ladies out there that want to get SOME of the time they are losing with their guy back during football season.
Keep in mind that when a man is watching the game one of the things he hates is having to take the time to explain the game every few minutes. Take the time to try to learn the game. I guarantee you your man will give you much props.
Now hear is how you get your guy to watch football with you. Let him know you want to watch the game with him then first and foremost let him know you will bring or prepare some good JUNK food (pizza, wings, burgers, Italian sausages, chips, etc.) to eat along with his favorite adult beverage. Now you do not have to be responsible for everything, but agree to this type of menu and you are halfway there. Good refreshments are key to watching most sports.
Now this is the real enticement and you tell him this in you most teasing / seductive way you can. Tell him the following: Whatever game(s) we decide to watch we choose a team to root for that we think is going to win (you have to choose different teams). Every time our team scores the other person has to take care of the other person (i.e. oral sex, masturbate, suck toes, rub feet or back massage) 1 min. for every point scored. We will put cards on the table with one of the things listed above; whatever is pulled from the cards is what the person has to do. For example, if your team scores a touchdown and the card reads massage you get a back massage for 7 mins. Now you can be as creative as you want with this, but these are some good simple things. You don’t want to make it too complicated because then he will think you are pulling him away from the game. You want to make it about both of you enjoying the game together.
Now if you really suck at knowing what is going on with football here is a suggestion similar to the one above that will make him agree to you watching. Tell him you want to watch the game but you want to learn what is going on. Now have a real interest in getting to know football or this won’t work. But, just like above come up with a reward for every time you do not know something that happens during the game that he has to explain to you. For example, the referees always make hand signals on penalties. That is key to learning what is going on. He can ask you what is the call that the ref just made, if you don’t know. You have to (for example) suck his dick for 2 mins. Now with this type of reward system he won’t mind you not knowing. Secondly by the 3rd week you are going to be up on your calls because you are going to be sucking a lot of dick the first two weeks. lol Now the flip side, if he asks you what call the ref made and you get it right. You get it rewarded. Come up with something creative like what I mentioned above.
Now ladies you can tweak this idea some, but if you present this right I guarantee you will have an appreciative man on your hands. And when you watch the game with him wear something sexy.
That sounds good. I’ve taken notes and I am ready to go.
Just gotta get a man first
Comment by jaila — September 7, 2007 @ 9:51 pm
I do follow sports (for different reasons than most guys do). I get extremely horny after watching a game. Sundays are really bad (or good, depending on the season). Your method may help. Thanks! LOL!
Comment by ChezNiki — September 16, 2007 @ 6:46 pm
The same goes for men. I am an avid football fan and when I watch with a guy who is interested in me, he usually think I’m trying to impress him because I know what’s going on. I’m not…I naturally love the game. And fellas, during the game is not the time to be trying to get some. You don’t exist when a team is playing that I really want to see. Let’s just kick back and enjoy the moment. Bottom line: During the game, we’re friends. Afterwards, we can go back to what we were before.
Comment by Exoticat — November 8, 2007 @ 11:15 pm
I have to agree 100% with Exoticat. I LOVE sports, and I am a true ESPN girl, so when the game is on, whether it is football, basketball, tennis, golf, it doesn’t matter, I want to watch. Hit me off at the half or after the game, but during, you will not have my attention, you certainly won’t have to explain shyt to me and you would have to be damn good to get some while I am watching.
Comment by threedropsofcaramel — January 15, 2008 @ 1:07 am
OK is football the only adventure you can come up with? Freaky you say Please… spare me the couch potato ball busting couch activities. I say let’s clean the crapper together I’ll do the sink you do the toilet and tub. Or maybe we can mow the grass, I’ll sip on a beer and watch you in 95 degree weather gee now that sounds like an adventure. Yee Haw… LOL
Comment by melanie — November 24, 2008 @ 8:16 pm
Hey B, we chatted very briefly and you plugged your blog, I read and enjoyed now about 40 days and 40 nights later I am commenting. I really like what you’ve done and being the voyeur that I am extremely turned on by the mere fact of being privy to watching some of your life let alone “private” moments play out… I dig the erotic explorative parts just as much as the personal and emotional aspects of just being human and vulnerable. When I first began reading I was looking at this all wrong and was critiquing it as I tend to do… but I totally changed my outlook and focused on the spot a little to the left (if you know what I mean) and began to experience it as how I thought you would be just starting out……. I enjoyed you.
As far as specific sexual descriptions / experiences I have some that I really really dig. I guess all I can say is thanks for sharing it isn’t easy putting yourself out there and being dedicated to being dedicated. See you next time, tw.
Comment by Teedubbers — February 5, 2009 @ 12:29 am
Lol I LOVE this!! I’m so excited about football season now I’m wet thinking about it…but like jaila said, gotta get a man first, lol. Thanks!!
Comment by Ms Redd — February 26, 2009 @ 6:00 pm