I was looking at this bootleg porn the other day and it had this female doing a shower scene in a straight up nasty ass shower. There was mildew and all kinds of shit growing in the shower. She even had a damn dirty towel drying off.
Anyway, watching the flick reminded me of a situation that happened when I was in college. I worked at one of the major hospitals in Atlanta in its medical records department. The director and me were cool and she liked me because I was a student and was trying to be an upstanding citizen. One of her nieces came to town and she asked me if I would show her around the city. Well it just so happened that I had planned to go to South Carolina that weekend. So when the niece came to town we hung out and hit it off.
She ended up having 4 other of her girlfriends that came with her. I told them that I was headed to South Carolina for the weekend to hit Myrtle Beach. One of my best friends was in the Navy not far from there, so I was going to meet at his house and then we were going to hit the beach the next morning.
I talked them into coming and they followed me about 3 ½ hours to my friend’s house the next day after meeting me once. I told my boy that I had 5 females coming with me to hang out for the weekend. Him and his roommates were excited. On top of that 3 of the 5 females were very nice and the other two were not that bad.
We get there about 1 am and go inside, the ladies all have to use the restroom. I am shooting the shit with my boy while they are getting settled, when the niece asked me if she could talk to me outside. Anytime somebody asks you outside to talk it’s usually not good. I go out and all of the girls are in the car. My boy’s house was so nasty that they refused to stay and were ready to drive back to Atlanta after being there for only 10 mins. The bathrooms were disgusting and they saw roaches on top of that and they were not comfortable being there.
I tried my best to talk them into staying, but I couldn’t and they drove all the way back to Atlanta. When I had a chance to check out the bathrooms and really pay attention to the house it was sad. When I took a shower the next morning, I didn’t want to take my socks off the shower was so nasty.
How can you have one of your boys bring 5 females to your doorstep and you not clean up the damn house? We still ended up going to the beach and hanging out having a good time. But, when you start the weekend off losing 5 females because grown ass niggas can’t keep they house halfway decent it can only be one thing.
That’s That Bull Shit!