Freaky Good Man

One of the readers of my blog asked me what my sign was. She said that I had to be either a water or earth sign. A Scorpio or Taurus. Well she was right. I am a Taurus born April 27th.

It was interesting to me that she called that out, because in general conversation you don’t hear people giving props to Tauruses for their passion and sexuality. You usually here, oh you are stubborn and mean. If someone thinks passion and sex they usually think of Scorpios.

A year or so ago I saved one of the descriptions of the Taurus sex sign. I pulled it up on my computer and had to really laugh at how on point it was. I also remember how one of the last sentences it had about a Taurus was something that I thought was “out” there and it didn’t describe me. Uh, well, I have to scratch that off the list now.

Here is the Taurus sex sign, unfortunately I didn’t save the link it came from so you can’t check your own sign. But as you read, think about the things you have read about me. Or if you are new to my blog, think about this as you continue to find out about me. I will also point out what is right on the money and what is off. I will write in parenthesis what is true or false or somewhat true or false. But this one was pretty on with everything.

Your Sex Sign is Taurus!

You ooze sensuality and lust! (maybe )

You`re down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body.
(True)

Even your lover’s nastiest fantasy! (let’s not get too nasty, but True)

Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth.

You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude. (ah, when I hit the gym on the regular. lol )

Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex. (true)

Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are. (false)

Intellectual, geeky types don’t appeal to you at all. (true and false. I love a smart woman, but geeky hell no)

Your home and surroundings are very important to you - it’s always your place, not theirs. (mostly True, my home is important, I am an only child so the sharing thing needs a little work, but I like people to feel at home at my place)

While you’d never do a hotel fling, you’ll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) - (mostly True, I have done the beach, the park, etc. and a hotel, unless they mean meeting that day and grabbing a hotel, never done that, oh wait…. damn me and a co-worker did get a room after Happy Hour one night )

As long as there is some privacy. (mostly True, I don’t mind being watched, but usually like privacy)

You are very oral - a master at oral sex. (what can I say, I really enjoy doing it, TRUE)

You love your lover to climax in your mouth. (so True)

You love any and every kind of foreplay… (True)

and you’ll do anything as long as it feels good. (False, not anything)

You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented. (True, but I think excitement and pleasure can go hand and hand at times)

As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes
(false, if it’s not something homosexual in nature, I will be willing to check it out, at least not too weird)
And you are anything BUT conventional. (True)

Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex. (lol when I read this I fell out of my chair. If I can only find a woman that will let me have frequent anal sex with her. lol TRUE)

Why, you’ve even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion! (um, ah, well……Just once lmao)

When I read this again, I had forgotten the last trait. When I initially read that, I was like naw, not into that, they have the wrong one. Well those that have been reading me know that I did give a golden shower once. I just want to know who the hell wrote this and why are they all in my business. lol